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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Geek fashion Memes

Posts tagged with Geek fashion

I Don't Need No Rolex

Hardware Programming
9 months ago 461.7K views 1 shares
I Don't Need No Rolex
When you strap RAM sticks to your wrist like a luxury timepiece, you're not just telling time—you're telling everyone you have your priorities straight. Who needs a $20,000 watch when you can flex with $2,000 worth of DDR4 that actually does something useful? Plus, this baby tells you the time in binary if you squint hard enough. The ultimate power move for any developer: wearing the very thing that could've fixed your Chrome browser eating 32GB like it's a light snack. Fashion is temporary, but 64GB of wrist-mounted RAM is forever. Or at least until DDR5 becomes affordable.

The Real Definition Of Dress Code

Javascript Programming Webdev Frontend
1 year ago 522.2K views 1 shares
The Real Definition Of Dress Code
Fashion designers create clothes. Programmers literally create dress code. This skirt is what happens when you wear your JavaScript minified in production. Sure beats the boring office attire—nothing says "I know what I'm doing" like wrapping yourself in hundreds of functions that probably don't pass code review. The ultimate power move is explaining to your date that your outfit has more nested callbacks than their entire codebase.

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