The Package Manager Betrayal

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The Package Manager Betrayal

javascript-memes, npm-memes, pnpm-memes, package-managers-memes, node-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The package manager betrayal saga! When you use npm to install pnpm, you're essentially using the old tool to birth its replacement. The cat's face of pure existential dread says it all—watching as you cuddle with the shiny new package manager while npm realizes it's being phased out of your development stack. It's like hiring someone on LinkedIn to update your LinkedIn profile to "seeking new opportunities." The circle of JavaScript life is brutal.

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