The Four Horsemen Of Programmer Perception

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The Four Horsemen Of Programmer Perception

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The four horsemen of programmer perception. People think you're some hardware wizard dismantling computers. Parents imagine you're designing rocket ships in a lab coat. You fantasize about solving complex algorithms on a whiteboard like some math genius. Reality? Googling "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the fifth time today because JavaScript's Date object is the temporal equivalent of a dumpster fire. The duality of writing code: feeling like a genius until you need to format a simple timestamp.

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