The Four Horsemen Of Programmer Perception

When JavaScript makes you want to set your computer on fire, just remember Java devs are stuck writing 15 lines of code to print "Hello World" in some corporate basement. Suddenly your undefined is not null errors don't seem so bad. Nothing calms the JavaScript rage like realizing you could be writing enterprise Java instead. Perspective is a beautiful thing.

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The giant Shiba Inu (JSON) looms over two tiny toy dogs labeled "backend" and "frontend" – perfectly capturing how JSON acts as the universal translator between these two worlds. Backend devs toss data over the wall, frontend devs parse it, and somehow this glorified string format keeps the entire internet from collapsing. The best part? Neither side fully trusts what the other is sending, so they're both constantly validating like paranoid security guards. Yet we all pretend it's totally normal to encode our precious application data as essentially fancy text messages.

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