Thanks For Inventing JavaScript

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Content Thread e Computer programming Kat Maddox ctrishifti me: why isn't this working? normal languages: you screwed up over here me: oh thanks me: why isn't this working? javascript: me: please i'm begging you javascript: E 9:40 AM Aug 18, 2020 Twitter Web App 350 Retweets and comments 2.1K Likes

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