Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

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Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

javascript-memes, node.js-memes, backend-memes, server-side-memes, programming-trauma-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The anime child starts cute and concerned, begging you to stop scrolling. Then transforms into a dead-eyed, traumatized sysadmin with one simple message: "Stop using JavaScript on Server."

It's the perfect visualization of what happens when innocent developers discover Node.js and suddenly think running JavaScript on the backend is a good life choice. The soul-crushing reality hits about three months into production when your memory leaks like a colander and async callbacks nest deeper than your existential dread.

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