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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Programming-trauma Memes

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The Sins Of The Parent Codebase

Programming Algorithms Debugging
2 hours ago 28.8K views 0 shares
The Sins Of The Parent Codebase
The sins of the parent codebase are visited upon the child. That poor kid was doomed from the moment mom decided arrays should start at 1 instead of 0. It's like being born into a family that puts milk before cereal โ€“ fundamentally wrong at the core level. Some programming traumas just get passed down through generations, and starting arrays at 1 is the equivalent of digital hereditary trauma. The kid never stood a chance.

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

Javascript Webdev Programming Backend
6 months ago 182.7K views 0 shares
Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right
The anime child starts cute and concerned, begging you to stop scrolling. Then transforms into a dead-eyed, traumatized sysadmin with one simple message: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." It's the perfect visualization of what happens when innocent developers discover Node.js and suddenly think running JavaScript on the backend is a good life choice. The soul-crushing reality hits about three months into production when your memory leaks like a colander and async callbacks nest deeper than your existential dread.

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