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That moment when the "How to Become a Front End Developer" tutorial shows you looking at TWO screens of incomprehensible code simultaneously. Because nothing says "beginner-friendly" like drowning in nested divs while holding a tablet full of more code like it's light weekend reading. The marketing team really nailed this one. "Hey, want to become a frontend dev? Just casually browse 8,000 lines of code on multiple devices while looking pensively at your keyboard! You'll be hired in no time!"

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The Twitter bird (or any blue bird, really) first rejects Tailwind CSS with disgust, only to later vomit it back up after reluctantly consuming it. It's the classic frontend dev journey: "Utility classes?! That's just inline CSS with extra steps! I'm a proper developer who writes clean, semantic CSS!" *5 minutes of trying to maintain a massive CSS codebase later* "OH GOD GIVE ME THE UTILITY CLASSES PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!" We've all been there. First you mock it, then you try it, then you can't live without it. The circle of CSS frameworks.

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