Boolean Vs. Boo-lean: A Programmer's Nightmare

OMG the AUDACITY of programmers to lose their minds over spelling! The skull is LITERALLY DYING when seeing "boolean" spelled properly, but absolutely ASCENDS TO GODHOOD when it's just "boo" with glowing demonic energy! Because why write correct syntax when you can just SUMMON SATAN with your variable names?! The compiler isn't crying—it's SCREAMING IN THE VOID!