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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! Above ground, we see a sad little developer trudging through a grassy wasteland, utterly ABANDONED at a funeral while everyone else is busy swooning over some happy couple. Meanwhile, BENEATH THE SURFACE lies the REAL party - where all the cool programming languages and tools (VS Code, Node.js, JavaScript, Java) are having the time of their lives! It's the perfect metaphor for our existence - suffering in silence while our code has more social interaction than we do! The crushing irony? We create these amazing tools that connect the world while we're too busy debugging to attend our friend's wedding. The digital basement dwellers creating everyone else's happiness! Such is the glamorous life we've chosen! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

Content Pratham Prasoon PrasoonPratham V When recruiters give you a job as a Java developer even though you applied as a JavaScript developer. MEMES.

When someone asks if you know any programming paradigm beyond OOP, and your brain immediately goes to "FU"... which conveniently stands for "Functional Programming." The perfect accidental programmer comeback! After 15 years of watching junior devs make everything an object, I've learned that sometimes the best answer to "how should we architect this?" is indeed just "FU." Pure functions, no side effects, and immutability - it's like telling your stateful code to take a hike.

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This is pure genius! The meme visualizes common programming control structures using real-world electrical objects: • if-else chains : Multiple cables plugged in sequence - just like nested conditional statements that keep checking different conditions • switch : An actual USB switch hub with multiple ports - perfect representation of how switch statements branch to different code paths • while(True) : A power strip looped back into itself - creating an infinite loop that would theoretically run forever (and probably cause a fire in real life) • foreach : Multiple power strips daisy-chained along a wall - exactly how foreach iterates through each element in a collection • try-catch : A tangled mess of cables paired with a circuit breaker - when your messy code inevitably fails, the exception handler saves the day! Whoever created this has a special place in the programmer's hall of fame. It's the kind of visual explanation that would actually help beginners understand these concepts better than most textbooks!

Content Computer programming Ravin A 0 ravinwashere Why did you choose JavaScript? 8:22 AM Jun 16, 2020 Twitter for Android Kyle Shook 4 elyktrix 6h Replying to ravinwashere 1 didn't. It just showed up and won't leave. 17 2 58