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Ah, the diabolical genius of adding a 5% chance of random failure to your code. Nothing says "I hate my fellow developers" quite like injecting TypeErrors that only appear occasionally. This is basically the programming equivalent of putting a landmine in your neighbor's garden and then obfuscating the code so nobody can find it. The person who wrote this deserves not just jail, but a special circle of developer hell where they're forced to debug Internet Explorer compatibility issues for all eternity. The best part? Those poor souls trying to reproduce the bug will spend days pulling their hair out because it only happens 1 in 20 times. Pure evil wrapped in a Math.random() call.

Content If you're hiring a front end dev, here's my resume. I can start on Monday. I can center a div.

Frontend developers looking at CSS like it's some mystical treasure that will solve all their layout problems. Then they actually try to center a div vertically and suddenly that treasure turns into a cursed object. The face of regret in the third panel is the universal expression of someone who just realized they need to support Internet Explorer.

The five stages of beginner developer delusion, perfectly captured in skeletal form. It starts with innocent enthusiasm, quickly escalates to "I'm learning React to learn JavaScript" (which is like saying "I'm learning to fly a Boeing 747 to understand gravity"), then rapidly descends into the fever dream of building Netflix clones with ChatGPT after 72 hours of coding. By stage four, our protagonist is planning an AI SaaS empire after a week of copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers. The final transformation into a complete skeleton represents the ultimate delusion: dropping engineering college for a bootcamp that "guarantees" job offers. Senior developers watching this evolution: *sips coffee in traumatized silence*

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That crushing moment when your industry's latest buzzword becomes your personal nightmare. While everyone's having a laugh about "vibe coding" (writing code based on feelings rather than logic), you're stuck in interview hell proving you actually know proper software engineering. Nothing says "fun career choice" like having to demonstrate that you don't just randomly place semicolons where they "feel right." The tech industry's obsession with trendy jokes somehow always translates into yet another obstacle between you and a paycheck.