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THE AUDACITY of modern apps! 😱 While society warns us not to ask women their age or men their salary, the REAL taboo question is asking developers why their precious app now requires 4GB when it used to fit on a floppy disk! 💾 Apparently, adding seventeen new frameworks, fourteen analytics libraries, and enough JavaScript to sink a battleship is TOTALLY necessary to display "Hello World" these days. But heaven forbid you get one extra button! That's scheduled for next year's bloatware update! 🙄

Oh. My. GOD. The bell curve of programmer distraction in its FULL GLORY! 📊 On the left, we have the 0.1% galaxy brains wasting PRECIOUS HOURS on tarot and witchcraft because "it seems interesting" when they should be fixing that production bug! 🔮✨ In the middle? The BLESSED NORMIES who actually focus on Node.js and Java because they're "required for the job." How BORINGLY RESPONSIBLE of them! 🙄 And then there's the right side - the ABSOLUTE MANIACS who dive into abstract algebra and mathematical theory with the chaotic energy of someone who hasn't slept in three days! "Usability be damned, I WILL understand category theory before I die!" 📚💀 The true tragedy? We're ALL on this curve somewhere, frantically learning things we'll NEVER use while our actual work sits untouched in a terminal somewhere!

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