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Content r just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNULinux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Mary computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux," and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GN system, developed by the GNU Project. There redly is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

When your Vue.js component mounts and decides to load the entire universe into memory. That's not AI replacing us—it's recursive template nesting replacing our sanity! The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple component and kept saying "just one more nested group" until they created function names longer than most people's commit messages. The real irony? This code runs perfectly fine until someone needs to debug it, at which point they'll need therapy, not ChatGPT.

Ah, the classic "free drink if you can read code" trap! This bar is basically filtering customers based on JavaScript literacy. The sneaky part? The secret word is hidden in plain sight but requires you to mentally execute the code. The code creates a function that reverses strings, then builds the secret word by reversing "par", adding "amet", and constructing a final string with "Secret word: " prefix. If you run it, you get "Secret word: rapemat" - which sounds like the world's most unfortunate cocktail name. Honestly, any dev who can parse this after a few drinks deserves not just one free beverage but the entire bottle. And the bartender probably thinks they're so clever until some smartass walks in with a JavaScript interpreter on their phone.

Content Me: compiles code Console: Compilation problem caused by 11 errors Me: googled errors description, results were irrelevant Me: without touching anything recompiles code hoping to trace the cause of errors" Console: Compilation complete, no error found. WTF is wrong with you compiler?

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

The beautiful, organized pattern on the frontend hides the absolute chaos happening in the backend. Just like how your CSS might look pixel-perfect to users while your server code resembles a tangled mess of spaghetti and duct tape holding everything together. That loose thread hanging off the bottom? That's the one undocumented API call that'll bring down the entire system if someone pulls on it. Nobody talk about those 47 nested if-statements keeping production alive!