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The classic "we support Unicode" lie exposed in three painful acts. Sure, your app can parse UTF-8 and display emoji, but ask about combining characters or bidirectional text and suddenly everyone's looking at their shoes. It's like saying "I speak Spanish" because you can order a burrito. The true Unicode experience isn't just showing 💩 emoji – it's handling Arabic text flowing right-to-left while your English flows left-to-right without having an existential crisis. The silence after "what's that?" is the sound of technical debt being born.

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Frontend developers discovering that 90% of CSS layout problems can be solved with one tool. Need to center a div? Flexbox. Align text vertically? Flexbox. Footer stuck in the middle of nowhere? Flexbox. Building a complex data table? You guessed it... also Flexbox. It's like that one friend who brings WD-40 to fix everything from squeaky doors to relationship problems. Before Flexbox, we were arranging pixels with dark magic and sacrificing RAM to the CSS gods. Now we just flex-direction our problems away.

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