Me on SO when I was 12 💀

Content A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.

Content WHO WOULD WIN? a new, high-capacity SSD one heavyboi SAMSUNG Solid State Drive node modules

Content SO IMAGINE IF YOUR SHOPPING LIST COULD MAGICALLY CORRECT ITSELF IF YOU WROTE 'TOMATO' AS A FRUIT INSTEAD OF A VEGETABLE. THAT'S TYPESCRIPT IN REACT, EXCEPT IT'S FOR CODE, NOT GROCERIES, AND... UM, THE LIST ARGUES WITH YOU,

Content a recursive function? in the triangle factory?? i guess Stack overflow (stack size: 1024) 10 0.

Content RUN C:S Type a simple command into the console Press up key dozens of times until you find it.

The eternal struggle between doing things right and doing things that work. Instead of using parseInt() or Number() like a civilized developer, this mad genius is just removing the quotation marks with replaceAll() to convert a string to a number. It's the coding equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a lightbulb - horrifying yet somehow it works. The face on the left is every senior dev witnessing this crime against programming humanity, while the face on the right is the junior who's just proud they "solved" the problem without reading the docs.