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This masterpiece of JavaScript absurdity is what happens when you code at 3 AM and think you're a genius. The nested "confirm" and "continue" statements lead to the profound instruction to "Touch class['grass']" – basically the code equivalent of telling someone to go outside and reconnect with reality. And if that fails? Just "throw this 'owo'" because nothing says "professional developer" like anime emoticons in your error handling. Google recruitment team, if you're reading this, clearly you've found your next senior architect.

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Content STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." ' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) 0 node slack Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0 Type " help" for more information. (J!C)C!C!CJJ nodemodules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content PROBLEMS WITH RECURSION ? Please take one ! WHAT THE - base take or PROBLEMS WITH RECURSION I Please take one 1 smbc-comics.com

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