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Content OK I've tried everything, I can't make the image files any smaller Really? So actually, I did look in the console, and what I saw was a whole lot of Javascript! More than 900KB of Javascript libraries in fact. Maybe you could make some savings there... But look, look how slow the site is loading! Check out the console, there are a bunch of icons that ore 12KB each! 12KB for an icon, that's crazy! You could reduce them a lot by exporting them as SVG, or even pure CSS! Don't look at that. Javascript is not the same Now go optimize your PNGs CommitStrip.com

That awkward moment when your tech stack resembles a Frankenstein's monster of programming languages. Nothing says "best tool for the job" like writing scripts in Java (a compiled language designed for enterprise applications), serving them with JavaScript (because apparently we hate ourselves), and then embedding the whole mess inside Python. It's like building a sandwich with a sledgehammer, a paintbrush, and chopsticks - technically possible, but everyone watching you is silently judging your life choices.

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Content LKL.js Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly View on GitHub LKL.js: Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly LKL.js is Linux Kernel Library ported to JavaScript using Emscripten. Unlike JSLinux, LKL.js includes a Linux kernel fully written in JavaScript and runs without emulators. For more details, read my blog pOSt LKL. just boots Linux kernel and still completely useless. It shows how Emscripten is powerful and how Linux kernel is flexible. Demo LKL.js requires SharedArrayBuffer for thread support. SharedArrayBuffer is disabled by default due to Spectre mitigation in Mozilla Firefox. Please enable it. (javascript.options.sharedmemory in Mozilla Firefox) The link below is boot.js demo site. https:retrage.github.iolk-jsboot.html Downloads