Backend Mansion, Frontend Nightmare

Ah, the classic developer duality. Your backend code is a magnificent mansion with spiral staircases and crystal chandeliers—elegant architecture, optimized algorithms, and beautiful design patterns that would make Uncle Bob shed a tear of joy.

Meanwhile, your frontend is essentially the haunted house from every horror movie ever—broken CSS, misaligned divs, and UI elements that look like they were designed during a power outage. The kind of interface that makes users wonder if they've accidentally time-traveled back to GeoCities circa 1997.

The irony? Users only see the haunted house and couldn't care less about your beautiful backend architecture. Ship it anyway!