Joe Is On To Something

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23 days ago 91,188 views 0 shares

Joe Is On To Something

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Joe just committed the cardinal sin of programming discussions—questioning naming conventions that make absolutely no sense. Despite JavaScript having nothing to do with Java, nobody bats an eye, but suggest "PythonScript" and suddenly you're being vaporized by government agencies.

The programming world runs on arbitrary traditions that we all silently agree never to question. One day you're wondering why CSS isn't called "HTMLStyle," the next you're being monitored by men in black suits because you've seen too much.

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