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Oh. My. GOD. This absolute MADMAN is out here coding UI in pure C while the rest of us are frantically learning our 47th JavaScript framework! 💅 Look at this CHAOS WIZARD manually drawing rectangles and buttons with raw C code like it's 1985! Meanwhile React developers are having existential crises when their npm packages are 3 minutes out of date. The AUDACITY of this programmer to declare "not getting replaced by AI" while doing something so unnecessarily complicated that even AI would look at it and say "no thanks, I'll stick to generating cat pictures." The video title says it all - this isn't about efficiency, it's about SPITE. Pure, beautiful, petty programmer spite. And with nearly half a million views, apparently spite sells!

Ah, the classic "npm post-install job hunt" saga! The maintainer of core-js (a critical library that half the internet depends on) is literally begging for financial support and a job in the terminal output every time someone installs his package. Fast forward to GitHub where someone opened an issue asking if he ever found employment, only to discover that years later, he's still jobless... and possibly in prison? Nothing says "sustainable open source" quite like maintaining code that powers billions of dollars of tech while simultaneously being unemployed and incarcerated. The real 404 error was the career opportunities that never loaded.

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OMG, the absolute HORROR of finding zero-width space characters in your code! 😱 These invisible demons are like ghosts haunting your codebase - you can't see them, but they're DESTROYING EVERYTHING! Your compiler is screaming, your linter is having a nervous breakdown, and you're questioning your entire existence as a developer. Three hours of debugging later, you discover it's a character THAT LITERALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST TO THE HUMAN EYE. The ultimate villain of programming - the character that's there but not there. Pure evil in Unicode form!

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