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Joe Is On To Something
Javascript Webdev Programming php Python
23 days ago 91.3K views 0 shares
Joe Is On To Something
Joe just committed the cardinal sin of programming discussions—questioning naming conventions that make absolutely no sense. Despite JavaScript having nothing to do with Java, nobody bats an eye, but suggest "PythonScript" and suddenly you're being vaporized by government agencies. The programming world runs on arbitrary traditions that we all silently agree never to question. One day you're wondering why CSS isn't called "HTMLStyle," the next you're being monitored by men in black suits because you've seen too much.

Rust Is Named After A Fungus And Python Is Named After A Comedy Group
Rust Programming Python
2 months ago 114.8K views 0 shares
Rust Is Named After A Fungus And Python Is Named After A Comedy Group
MY ENTIRE PROGRAMMING LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE! 😱 Here I am thinking Rust is named after that horrifying orange corrosion that eats metal alive, with its edgy "memory safety" branding, but NOOOO—it's named after some obscure fungus?! And Python?! I spent YEARS believing it was named after those terrifying reptiles that squeeze the life out of their prey (just like Python code squeezes the life out of my CPU), but it's actually named after Monty Python?! The comedy group?! What's next? Is JavaScript actually named after someone's pet goldfish named "Java" who liked to follow "scripts" of swimming patterns?! I CAN'T EVEN TRUST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE NAMES ANYMORE! 💀

The Golang Identity Crisis
Golang Webdev Programming
2 months ago 101.4K views 0 shares
The Golang Identity Crisis
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute MELTDOWN happening here is what I live for! 💅 This poor soul is having an existential crisis because people keep saying "Golang" instead of just "Go" and I am LIVING for this level of rage! The tea is SCALDING hot: Go was named "Go" - short, sweet, impossible to Google. But nooooo, people had to start calling it "Golang" because otherwise you'd be searching for a VERB instead of a programming language. The AUDACITY! And now this person is threatening to rename everything! "Rustlang"! "TypeScriptyMcTypeFace.io"! The DRAMA! The THEATRICS! All because some developers can't stick to the official two-letter name that's basically unsearchable online! I'm framing this rant and hanging it on my wall. Peak developer frustration caught in the wild! *chef's kiss*