JavaScript Can Do Everything Except Find You Love

Content Front End Developer - Jr Other Requirements: Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science and 1 or more years : experience or 3 years equivalent relevant education experience. - Salary Bonus Programs - Competitive Salary. N Reronnitinn and Rowards Ronnis Pronrams Perfar We emphasize a balance of work and life and target 40-50 hour weeks with ample time to refresh with great paid-time off. Required: Job Experience: : Full stack developer (front-end primarily, some back-end and middleware) and full life cycle (design, develop, deploy and support), APIs and Service Integration

Found in the wild depths of npm: a package called "react-buttplug" that connects React to... well, exactly what you think. The description "Here there be WASM" is the cherry on top of this cursed sundae. The fact that someone spent actual development hours creating a React provider for Buttplug.io (a real "intimate hardware" API) and then published it with that name is peak developer humor. Five years later and zero dependents - shocking absolutely no one. This is what happens when you tell developers "you can build anything" without adding "but please don't."

The unholy trinity of "rapid development" is on full display! The tweet claims Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in under a week—which is hilariously wrong and the perfect setup for the three-headed dragon meme below. Two fierce dragon heads represent Git and BASIC—powerful tools that required significant development time. But that third head? JavaScript with its derpy eyes and tongue sticking out perfectly captures how JS was indeed cobbled together in 10 days by Brendan Eich in 1995. Fun fact: Linus Torvalds spent months creating Git after the BitKeeper controversy, and BASIC took significant development at Microsoft. Meanwhile, JavaScript—despite being slapped together in a mad rush to compete with Java—somehow powers most of the modern web. Proof that sometimes the derpy dragon wins!

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Content Clement Mihailescu Following Co-Founder CEO, AlgoExpert Ex-Google" 1w G My heart goes out to all backend and infrastructure engineers. While frontend engineers get praised for their beautiful UIs and product managers get credited for their awesome products, backend infra engineers get little to no recognition, except when a service goes down for 5 minutes, at which point they get called garbage engineers who can't keep a service up. We appreciate you, backend infra engineers! softwareengineering programming 23,738 580 comments Love Comment Tell them what you loved" Share Send ProdrammerHumor.io

When you ask a junior dev to implement OAuth and they take "social login" to a whole new dimension. Normal OAuth providers? Boring! Let's authenticate with a potato, your mom, and Beef Caldereta instead! Nothing says "secure authentication flow" like logging in with a PDF or your physical address. The cherry on top is "Login with Caution" - the only button that's actually giving sound security advice here.