JavaScript Can Do Everything Except Find You Love

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JavaScript Can Do Everything Except Find You Love

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JavaScript has evolved from simple form validation to powering complex browser games that look like actual anime worlds. Yet somehow, it still can't solve the fundamental problem of developer loneliness. Browser: "I can render an entire interactive cityscape." JavaScript dev: "Cool, but can you render me someone who loves me?" Brutal self-burn from the JavaScript community there.

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