JavaScript Can Do Everything Except Find You Love

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The JavaScript ecosystem has reached peak absurdity with a package called "is-thirteen" that literally just checks if a number equals 13. That's it. That's the entire functionality. But wait! The prophecy foretells an even greater absurdity: someone creating "is-not-thirteen" that imports "is-thirteen" as a dependency just to negate its return value. Because why write num !== 13 when you could add two more dependencies to your already bloated node_modules folder? And the worst part? Deep down we all know it's inevitable. The npm wasteland grows stronger with each passing day.

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Ah, the duality of Firefox users. Some folks are out here fighting the good fight against Manifest V3 (Google's API changes that cripple ad blockers), while others just picked their browser because of the adorable red panda logo. Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" like choosing your web security tools based on cute animal mascots. The Chrome users are probably too busy watching their RAM slowly die to notice anyway.

The duality of regex existence: writing it with scientific precision vs. reading it like you're trying to decipher alien hieroglyphics with a hammer. That moment when your carefully crafted pattern looks like pure genius during creation but transforms into complete gibberish when you revisit it three days later. It's basically the programming equivalent of drunk texting yourself.