JavaScript Can Do Everything Except Find You Love

OMG, the ULTIMATE programmer romance! 💔 He's not just asking for emotional support - he's BEGGING for someone to help him write that for-loop! The desperation in his eyes as he reveals his true intentions: "I need you... to help me iterate through this data array." And she's probably thinking, "Seriously? You interrupted my coffee break for BASIC SYNTAX?!" The audacity of developers thinking their loop problems are actual emergencies! Next time just Google it like the rest of us, you dramatic code peasant!

Content WHO CARES ABOUT STAR SIGNS HOW DO YOU COMMENT CASES A Exits the application case "exit" or "g" or "quit": Console.WriteLine("Quitting"); running false; break; B case "exit" or "q" or "quit": 77 Exits the application Console .WriteLine("Quitting"); running false; break; case "exit" or "g" or "quit": 7 Exits the application Console .WriteLine("Quitting"); running false; break;

Content I try run this code in the C: usin Sistem; public clas Program publc Static Void main(string args) console.out .Writeline (hello); But I get error! Why? 6 Comments Award Share Save

When you've been writing JavaScript for so long that you forget how to use normal words anymore. That moment when someone says "use using" and your brain immediately autocorrects it to using use = useUsing("use") because you've been drowning in React hooks for the past 6 months. The guy whispering looks like he just discovered a revolutionary pattern while the other dude is having an existential crisis realizing he's been useState -ing, useEffect -ing, and useContext -ing so much that the word "use" has lost all semantic meaning. Welcome to the hook life, where everything is a use and nothing hurts... except your sanity.

Content My reaction when someone doesn't give exactly one space before and after': Pathetic.

Content Ben Halpern bendhalpern Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to