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Content Remove your hand from the box and you die What's in the box? tech recruiters thinking Java and JavaScript are the same

Ah, the eternal tech love triangle. Frontend developers get all the glory, passionately embracing users with their shiny buttons and smooth animations. Meanwhile, backend developers (portrayed as Wolverine) just stand there stoically, watching from afar while keeping the entire system from imploding. The backend dev is the unsung hero who makes everything actually work while the frontend dev gets all the compliments for making things pretty . "Your website looks amazing!" Nobody ever says "Wow, your database queries are so efficient!" And yet, without the backend, that romantic frontend-user relationship would crash and burn faster than a JavaScript framework after npm update.

When the recruiter hits you with that classic bait-and-switch. That moment of pure joy seeing "high paying, remote job" with "latest version of Java" only to have your soul crushed by that tiny "...script" reveal. The emotional rollercoaster from "I can finally pay off my student loans" to "I'm about to debug 10,000 lines of spaghetti code written by 12 different interns" in 0.5 seconds flat. The recruiter probably thinks they're being clever too. "Technically I didn't lie!" Yeah, and technically I'm about to technically ghost this interview.

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Content Implementing a max-heap binary tree Node class isnt allowed to have a parent pointer

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