socket Memes

Is This Is What Feature Creep Looks Like

isThisIsWhatFeatureCreepLooksLike | list-memes, http-memes, socket-memes, feature-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HttpListener TCPListner Socket writing the bytes by hand and throwing it.

Gotta Use All The Cores

gottaUseAllTheCores | threads-memes, global-memes, forms-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, sockets-memes, animation-memes, search-memes, socket-memes, language-memes, space-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What if feels like to compile Rust Slint 1.8.0 Reference Q Search EP INTRODUCTION Getting Started Supported Platforms Quickstart LANGUAGE REFERENCE Introduction Concepts Syntax Builtins Builtin Callbacks Builtin Elements Builtin Enumerations Builtin Functions Builtin Global Singletons Builtin Namespaces Builtin Structures Widgets RECIPES EXAMPLES Custom Control Introductio Animation Examples States Examples Layout Examples Global Callbacks made with mematic Edit ON THIS PAGE Layout Performance CPU 100 4.57 GHz Memory 23.123.8 GB (97) Disk o (D;) HDD 0 Disk 1 (Li) HDD 0 Disk 2 (Ca SSD 2 Disk 3 (F; 0 Ethernet Ethernet S: 0 R: 0 Kbps GPU O Intel(R) Arc(TM) A... 1 (48 C) CPU Utilization over 30 seconds E3 Run new task 11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) 17-11700K 3.60GHZ Base speed: 3.60 GHz Utilization Speed 100 4.57 GHz Sockets: Cores Processes Threads Handles Logical processors: 294 3494 111992 Virtualization: Enabled 640 KB 4.0 MB L2 cache: Up time 16.0 MB 0:00:08:15 L3 cache:

Sockets Are Overkill

socketsAreOverkill | program-memes, function-memes, sockets-memes, object-memes, IT-memes, socket-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It is lik programming with my grandfather Ordinary functions and objects. You only use basic HTTP requests. Why are you avoiding complexity? My mentor said it was enough for projects of this era.

Gatekeeping Nerds Wont Tell You This

gatekeepingNerdsWontTellYouThis | unix-memes, rds-memes, socket-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IPC SOCKET filesystem file PROCESS IO most devices FILE DIRECTORY text terminal UNTELIE SYSTEM file

I Hate Websocket

iHateWebsocket | programming-memes, web-memes, program-memes, server-memes, http-memes, socket-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMING AN HTTP SERVER FROM TCP PROGRAMMING A WEBSOCKET SERVER FROM TCP Proarammer-umor.io

Everything is a file

Everything is a file | loc-memes, lock-memes, sockets-memes, pip-memes, socket-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content no, there's dirs, pipes, links, files, sockets, and blocks everything is a file everything is a file 34 34 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Love how OpenAI is concerned about my safety and recommends that a professional should install the socket ๐Ÿ‘

Love how OpenAI is concerned about my safety and recommends that a professional should install the socket ๐Ÿ‘ | warning-memes, IT-memes, socket-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Question 6: Can I use a hair dryer while showering? AI ( Answer of people who liked disliked this answer Alexa On my hair dryer there is a warning that says: 'WARNING, do not use in shower'. 85 3 Jasper Yes, you can use a hairdryer while showering. 64 Cortana You should never use the hair dryer while you're in a bathtub, in a pool, or in the shower. Always drain the water in your sink or your bathtub prior to using your hair dryer. Also, never leave your hair dryer unattended. 79 Openar You can use a hair dryer while showering if you have the proper electrical outlet installed in your shower. Be sure to consult an electrician before attempting to do this yourself. 55 Replika Yesssss of course. 52 Kuki You can use it if you like. 52 TIDIO

Doing some real-life programming and coding...

Doing some real-life programming and coding... | programming-memes, coding-memes, program-memes, sockets-memes, c-memes, jar-memes, socket-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IP Route commands ( Networking ) : ip ip ip show interfaces link adresses set addr address dev in a add ip dev a : show interfaces ip addresses dev : change link in show routes dev: add ip address to devi -6 : show IPv6 routes ip r add to destcIDRo via gateway dev dev : ip tunnel add name mode mode Local ip remo ip maddr : show multicast memberships Misc Networking : arp : show arp cache Ss 1sof -al: list all listening sockets -i : show all open network sockets on the s cat 1 procsysnetipv4pforward : activate File Operations file file: show file type stat file : show all filesystem information ab Vim commands Motions: ge move to end of previous word gE move to end of previous WORD gI move to hard beginning of line ( column 1 ). gm move to character in the middle of the scre zt redraw, cursor line at top of window zZ redraw, cursor line at middle of window zb redraw, cursor line at bottom of window Folds: afmotions : create fold for motions text I min ZO : open fold close fold za toggle openclose fold create fold around tags example a efat Misc: :split filename: split vertically and edit f. create vertica il split c-w ch.i .k,l move to window at relative posit. put all open buffers :tab baii -CEM TVE DATA

mighty challenge

mighty challenge | programmer-memes, coding-memes, program-memes, server-memes, error-memes, c-memes, compiler-memes, socket-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 68:03:17 168:00:07 7 Description coding a socket server in C but i START OVER every time i get a compiler error Low Level Learning 5.5K Likes 182,188 Views 22 Sept 2022 X TODAY I TAKE ON A MIGHTY CHALLENGE. A QUEST THAT NO OTHER PROGRAMMER OR CONTENT CREATOR WILL TAKE ON FOR THEIR VIEWERS.

That is a good excuse

That is a good excuse | try-memes, loc-memes, docker-memes, url-memes, IT-memes, socket-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 21 I generally put something like this in settings.py: import socket try: HOSTNAME socket. gethostname () except: HOSTNAME 'localhost' share edit flag answered Nov 5 '10 at 4:15 FAQ Craig Trader 11.5k 04 22 049 2 2 Your solution does not work, if you use Docker. It will show the container ID instead of the URL. - Ozer S. Nov 18 '16 at 9:57 My solution was written before Docker existed. Sorry. - Craig Trader Nov 22 '16 at 8:03

I found this on an old Git account

I found this on an old Git account | linux-memes, engineer-memes, hacker-memes, ux-memes, vim-memes, server-memes, array-memes, test-memes, random-memes, machine-memes, terminal-memes, git-memes, data-memes, database-memes, string-memes, date-memes, email-memes, session-memes, cli-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, socket-memes, ssh-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxX: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxX: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxX: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those

I watched a websockets youtube tutorial and gave birth to this

I watched a websockets youtube tutorial and gave birth to this | programmer-memes, web-memes, program-memes, sockets-memes, socket-memes, language-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programmers of the past Nowadays programmers 1 know all languages can support the whole bank with LISP I create languages send rockets to the moon with 72 kb memory I watched 5 min Youtube tutotial on web sockets, owherwhelmed and my coffe is cold now