Is Js Really That Bad To Learn As A First Language?

When faced with a choice between proper debugging tools and littering your code with print statements, the red button wins every time. It's like choosing between a surgical scalpel and a sledgehammer for brain surgery, yet somehow we all default to the sledgehammer. The dopamine hit from seeing console.log("made it here") is just too powerful to resist. Sure, debuggers exist, but why use sophisticated tools when you can turn your terminal into an unreadable wall of text?

The dream: spend your day crafting elegant algorithms and solving interesting problems. The reality: waste 6 hours figuring out why your Docker container can't find Node 16.2.3 even though you CLEARLY specified it in your Dockerfile, then realize your .env file has a space after one of the equals signs. Cool cool cool.

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Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc - indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Nothing captures programming language stereotypes quite like this. C++ devs portrayed as muscular metalworkers because you need industrial-strength biceps to manually manage memory. Rust is just SpongeBob having an existential crisis because of the borrow checker. JavaScript gets the e-girl treatment (of course it does), while C is literally a dinosaur—ancient, powerful, and refuses to die. Python's the friendly nerdy emoji because it's approachable but sometimes too simplistic. And Java... well, Java is just a hollow shell of a programmer slowly withering in a corporate cave. After 15 years in this industry, I can confirm these are scientifically accurate.

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