I'M In.

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I'M In.

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The hacker in every movie ever: *furiously types for 3 seconds* "I'm in." Meanwhile in reality: you console.log your way into the system and immediately get undefined back. The most anticlimactic hack of all time. No firewalls breached, no mainframes penetrated, just JavaScript being JavaScript and returning undefined because you forgot to actually return something from your function. Hollywood lied to us—real hacking is just debugging with extra steps.

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