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Javascript Programming Frontend Webdev React

8 months ago 175,967 views 0 shares

I Understand These Words

javascript-memes, react-memes, frontend-memes, frameworks-memes, performance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic "let's ditch the framework" presentation that conveniently forgets to mention they also fired half their users. Sure, your TTI improved by 50% when nobody's using your app anymore! Next slide: "By replacing our database with a text file, we saw a 99% reduction in storage costs!" The JavaScript pendulum swings once again—React is bloated! Vanilla JS is king! Until next quarter when they'll discover this amazing new framework called *checks notes* Angular.

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Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

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Ah, the sacred trinity of a developer's existence! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Avoiding Backend? Double check. But the Weekend? That's where the real passion lies. Forget your CSS nightmares and database queries—the only end that matters is week end . The perfect punchline to the joke that is our work-life balance. The only deployment we truly look forward to is deploying ourselves onto the couch with zero git commits and 100% relaxation uptime.

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Javascript Python Java StackOverflow Databases

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jobAdsRequirementsIn2024 | developer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, stack-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, function-memes, date-memes, release-memes, console-memes, fullstack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Fullstack developer requirements: let releaseDates javascript: new Date( 'December 4, 1995"), angular: new Date( 'September 14, 2016'), python: new Date( 'February 20, 1991'), sql: new Date('1979'), function getYearsSinceRelease( releaseDate) let today new Date() let timeDiff today. getTime() - releaseDate.getTime() let yearsDiff Math. floor(timeDiff (1000 60 60 24 365)) return yearsDiff for (let key in releaseDates) console. log( - getYearsSinceRelease(releaseDates key) 1 years of experience with key Output: - 29 years of experience with javascript - 8 years of experience with angular 33 years of experience with python 46 years of experience with sql

VARIABLE IS VARIABLE

Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend

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VARIABLE IS VARIABLE | programmer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, variables-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content C Programmers: All variables must be strictly typed Javascript programmers: 91-"1" 90 truetrue 2 0.10.2 ! 0.3 "" 0 0 9999999999999999 10000000000000000 - VARIABLE IS VARIABLE

The Default Letter

Javascript C++ Algorithms Programming Python

6 months ago 213.0K views 0 shares

The Default Letter

The duality of programmer brain function is hilariously accurate here. For regular variables, it's absolute chaos - fighting over whether to use temp , result , or just mash the keyboard with myVar . But for iteration variables? The council has convened and unanimously decreed: "We shall use 'i' and nothing else." The formal ceremony of loop counter naming has remained unchanged since the ancient days of FORTRAN. Bonus points if you graduate to j for nested loops while feeling incredibly sophisticated.

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Javascript Programming Python Java Frontend

4 years ago 135.8K views 0 shares

PythonScript comic strip | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, IT-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hey what's this code? PythonScript? Yeah It's PythonScript, a new programming language I've created So it must be based on Python? Yeah! Well, not really... OK, so it's a totally different language which has nothing to do with Python but you named it PythonScript to add to general levels confusion in the web community? Exactly PythonScript is like Python in the same way that JavaScript is like Javo! CommitStrip.com

My college programming teacher isn't the brightest

Javascript Programming Testing

3 years ago 88.0K views 0 shares

My college programming teacher isn't the brightest | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes, test-memes, random-memes, express-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 02 Question 1 A statistician would like to simulate rolling a single die until she has rolled the die a total of 100 times, or she rolls a six a total of 25 times, whichever comes first. Which boolean expression should she use for the missing code to accomplish this? var rolls 0; var sixes 0; while ( missing code ) var nextRoll randomNumber (1, 6); if (nextRoll 6) gixes sixes 1; ) rollg rollg 1; console.log (rolle); console.log (sixes); a. rolls 100 sixes 25 b. rolls sixes sixes 25 c. rolls 100 sixes 25 d. rolls 0 66 sixes 25 Xe. rolls 100 a sixes 25