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I Understand These Words

javascript-memes, react-memes, frontend-memes, frameworks-memes, performance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic "let's ditch the framework" presentation that conveniently forgets to mention they also fired half their users. Sure, your TTI improved by 50% when nobody's using your app anymore! Next slide: "By replacing our database with a text file, we saw a 99% reduction in storage costs!" The JavaScript pendulum swings once again—React is bloated! Vanilla JS is king! Until next quarter when they'll discover this amazing new framework called *checks notes* Angular.

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The ultimate tech resume flex: listing every framework, library, and tool you've ever glanced at for 0.5 seconds. That massive word salad of technologies—from Python to TensorFlow to "purrr"—is peak developer peacocking. The punchline is genius though. Asking recruiters to identify which ones are Pokémon is the perfect trap since several of these actually sound like Pokémon names (looking at you, "sparklyR" and "vulpix"—and yes, Vulpix is actually a fire-type Pokémon). It's the perfect litmus test for technical recruiters who claim to understand what you do but can't tell a data visualization library from something that shoots thunderbolts.

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Price Gouging Went Too NaN

OMG, the audacity of this grocery store! They're literally selling tomatoes labeled "NaN" - as in "Not a Number" - the ULTIMATE error in JavaScript when your price calculation goes completely off the rails! 💸 This is what happens when you let developers run your pricing algorithm and it SPECTACULARLY fails! Those poor tomatoes don't even have a NUMERICAL VALUE anymore! They've transcended economics into the realm of computational EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! How am I supposed to pay for something that mathematically DOESN'T EXIST?! Inflation has gotten so bad even the JavaScript engine has given up trying to calculate prices! 🍅