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2 months ago 93,279 views 0 shares

I Understand These Words

javascript-memes, react-memes, frontend-memes, frameworks-memes, performance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic "let's ditch the framework" presentation that conveniently forgets to mention they also fired half their users. Sure, your TTI improved by 50% when nobody's using your app anymore! Next slide: "By replacing our database with a text file, we saw a 99% reduction in storage costs!" The JavaScript pendulum swings once again—React is bloated! Vanilla JS is king! Until next quarter when they'll discover this amazing new framework called *checks notes* Angular.

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