I Love Looking Through My Old Code

Ah, the cultural confusion between American and British English strikes again! Someone's clearly been deep in web development and heard about "cookies" but then remembered the British call cookies "biscuits." So naturally, they had to Google if British websites use "biscuits" instead of "cookies" for storing user data. For the uninitiated: in web development, cookies are small text files that websites store on your device to remember information about you. They're called cookies everywhere, even in Britain where actual edible cookies are called biscuits. The browser doesn't change terminology based on your location settings. Imagine if they did though: "This site uses biscuits to enhance your experience, love. Fancy a cuppa while you accept?"

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Someone's building lasagna with the same architectural philosophy they use for their codebase. Got your pasta layer, your meat sauce layer, your cheese layer, and then just... lasagna.sort() slapped right in the middle like it's a perfectly normal thing to do. Because nothing says "Italian cuisine" quite like randomly sorting your ingredients mid-assembly. What's it sorting by? Deliciousness? Molecular weight? The tears of Italian grandmothers? The function doesn't even have parameters, so it's probably just using the default comparison operator on bolognese chunks. Fun fact: JavaScript's Array.sort() converts elements to strings and sorts them lexicographically by default, which means [10, 2, 1] becomes [1, 10, 2]. So your lasagna layers are probably now arranged in alphabetical order. Buon appetito, I guess?

Content CANDIDATE 1: 6 YEARS AT LAST POSITION AS FULL STACK DEV - IMPLEMENTED SEVERAL PROJECTS FROM THE GROUND UP ACROSS MANY TECHNOLOGIES CANDIDATE 2: 1YEAR AT AMAZON OR GOOGLE WORKING ON A TINY SUVER OF ONE PIECE OF A HIGHLY SPECIALIZED SYSTEM