Huge Crime No Excuse

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Huge Crime No Excuse

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Alien civilization discovered JavaScript and chose violence. Can't blame them. Any advanced species encountering a language where null == undefined but null !== undefined would reasonably conclude we're beyond salvation. The cosmic death sentence is just good garbage collection.

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