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Huge Crime No Excuse

Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

10 days ago 122.2K views 0 shares

Huge Crime No Excuse

Alien civilization discovered JavaScript and chose violence. Can't blame them. Any advanced species encountering a language where null == undefined but null !== undefined would reasonably conclude we're beyond salvation. The cosmic death sentence is just good garbage collection.

Hollywood's Alien-Defeating Spaghetti Code

Programming Security

4 months ago 114.7K views 1 shares

Hollywood's Alien-Defeating Spaghetti Code

So this is the legendary code that saved humanity from alien invasion? Functions like bendColumnY and WorryWord(111000) must be the secret sauce! Hollywood's idea of hacking is basically "throw random tech words in a blender and make it blue." If aliens can be defeated by this gibberish, they deserve extinction. Their billion-year-old technology got pwned by what looks like a drunk intern's first attempt at coding after a Red Bull bender. No wonder Will Smith had time to punch an alien and smoke a cigar - the extraterrestrials were too busy trying to parse superior = SecDelay($IntoSecA*$IntoSecB)*HostValX .