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Content Normal programmers Variables are variables var 'data'; Functions are functions pub fun (var) ret call (var) Classes Structs are that classstruct foo data; JS programmers Look me! All in one line! const myclass () Object.fromEntries Array. from ( length: 3 . () 'data', () 'data'1) ); Iteration easy to follow for (foo:bar) stuff ?

Standing on the shoulders of giants... while pretending you're levitating. The entire software industry is just us importing someone else's npm package, adding three lines of code, and then strutting around like we've invented electricity. Meanwhile, the real heroes who solved P=NP are buried in some GitHub repo with 2 stars. The best part? We all know it, yet tomorrow we'll npm install another solution and feel like technological wizards for implementing a toggle button.

The progression from "HTML is basic makeup" to "CSS adds some color" is fine, but then suddenly HTTP is portrayed as rocket science? Give me a break. The real punchline is creating an entire JavaScript framework because apparently making a GET request is too complicated. This is why we have 47 versions of React knockoffs and your website takes 15 seconds to load a button. Frontend development in 2024: where we solve problems we created ourselves with solutions that create more problems.

When your API call ignores localhost and walks right by, but CORS swoops in like an overprotective parent saying "NOT SO FAST!" 🛑 The absolute betrayal of developing on localhost and still getting blocked by cross-origin restrictions is peak developer suffering. Your browser's just sitting there like "I know this API lives literally on the same machine, but rules are rules, buddy!"

The eternal semicolon dilemma — that tiny punctuation mark that somehow manages to break your entire codebase when misplaced. It's like playing Russian roulette with your compiler every time you hit that key. Is it needed here? Will it cause chaos there? Nobody knows! The compiler just sits there judging your life choices while you frantically Google "do I need a semicolon after a function declaration in JavaScript" for the 500th time. The confidence of people who claim they understand semicolon rules perfectly is the greatest fiction in programming.

Content Replace a semicolon (; with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. error: unknown start of token: u37e - main.rs:2:30 2 I printin! ("Hello, world!"); help: Unicode character ';' (Greek Question Mark) Looks like ';' (Semicolon), but it is not printin! ("Hello, world!"); Pathetic.