Guys I Know What Async Means Ok

Nothing says "I'm a senior developer" quite like confidently presenting your screen to the entire team while your Copilot history screams "how to use async await", "what is promise", and "why is my code not working async". The panic smile says it all - you've been nodding along in standup for MONTHS pretending you totally understand asynchronous programming while secretly Googling the same thing every single day. Your teammates now know you've been living a LIE, and that fancy async/await code you wrote last sprint? Yeah, everyone knows GitHub Copilot is the real MVP on your team.