The Dysfunctional Programming Family Tree

Content Blerds Online BlerdsOnline Shout out to Tom from MySpace. Homie cashed his check, and bounced. He never tried to influence elections, be an advocate for "free speech," purchase competitors, sell our information or any of that. Just taught us all some basic HTML and rolled out.

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of Microsoft with their "Stay signed in?" prompt! 😱 That little checkbox promising to "reduce the number of times you are asked to sign in" is the BIGGEST FANTASY since my code worked on the first try! The tweet nails it - what IS the most successful lie in history? Spoiler alert: it's that checkbox! ✨ I've clicked "Yes" and checked that box approximately 7,492 times on my work laptop, and yet Microsoft still has the NERVE to ask me again 5 minutes later like we're complete strangers who've never met! It's the digital equivalent of your ex pretending they don't recognize you at the grocery store! 💔

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That moment when your code inexplicably stops working despite changing absolutely nothing. You're just sitting there, exhausted, notebook in hand, trying to solve the cosmic mystery of why the exact same lines that ran perfectly yesterday now throw 17 different errors. The universe has decided your semicolons are suddenly offensive. Time to stare blankly at the screen for three hours before discovering a ghost space character that shouldn't mathematically affect anything, yet somehow fixes everything.