Gunna Hate It

Content When it's 1am and you've been holding in a the fattest shit for 7 hours but your 166 lines of Javascript just printed "Hello World"

Content Farcasmiol Front End Back End

Content return node;return node RETURN NODE return node

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY OF THE MISSING SEMICOLON! 😱 One minute you're confidently writing code, the next you're staring at a cryptic error message that might as well be written in ancient Elvish. All because of that MICROSCOPIC PUNCTUATION MARK that apparently holds the entire programming universe together! The compiler throws a tantrum worthy of a toddler denied ice cream, your IDE screams bloody murder, and your beautiful code transforms into a dumpster fire of syntax errors. And the worst part? It's ALWAYS in the most obvious place after you've spent three hours looking everywhere else! The semicolon - both the savior and destroyer of programmer sanity since the dawn of coding.

The scene from Interstellar where time dilation means one hour equals seven Earth years gets a brutal JavaScript twist. Clearly whoever made this has watched their terminal crawl through an npm install that feels like it's bending spacetime itself. Those 12,000 dependencies aren't downloading themselves, and somehow your deadline is approaching faster than light. The real cosmic horror isn't what's beyond the black hole—it's watching your disk space vanish while node_modules becomes the densest object in your universe.

College professors living in 2010. Rejecting modern frameworks and buzzwords with a dismissive hand, but absolutely glowing at the prospect of making students implement bubble sort for the 47th time. Nothing says "preparing you for the industry" like coding algorithms nobody's written from scratch since the Bush administration.