Gunna Hate It

Ah, Google circa 1999 - the innocent childhood photo before puberty hit and turned it into a data-hoarding monster with commitment issues. Look at that adorable promise: "a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions." That aged about as well as my promise to only have one cookie from the jar. Now Google tracks you more closely than your ex on social media and has more ads than a Times Square billboard. The digital equivalent of "I'll just have one drink tonight" followed by waking up with a sponsored hangover.

Content Replace a semicolon ; with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.

Ah, JavaScript's type coercion explained with toilet paper. Pure genius. Non-zero value: Has toilet paper. Works as expected. 0: Empty roll but still there. Technically exists but utterly useless. null: Just the holder. Someone deliberately removed the toilet paper. undefined: No toilet paper holder at all. Whoever built this bathroom forgot a critical component. And yet somehow all of these evaluate to false in an if statement. JavaScript, where the rules are made up and the types don't matter.

Content Program.es X a Consolepp3 Evil C tutorial be like - ConsoleApp3.Progra Mainistri P Quick Launch (Ctri 0) Fusing System; using System.Collections.Generic; using System.Ling; using System. Text; using System. Threading. Tasks; E namespace ConsoleApp3 class Program static void Main(string args) Console.WriteLine ("Hello World!"); 13 Solution 'ConsoleApp3' (1 project) I'm going to explain what static void means L Creating project 'ConsoleApp3... project creation successful. Ln 14 Col 13 Ch 13 TAdd to source control LQ 08.09.2017

Content WHAT IS THIS? null SO, THEN WHAT IS 06 typeof null OK, SO IF I CALL OBJECT.KEYS ON IT, THERE SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM RIGHT? Object. keys (hull) JS ngflip.com ProarammerHumor.io NULL JS "obiect" JS I DON'T SEE WHY NOT Uncaught TypeError: can't convert null to object JS

When your JS skills are so hot that recruiters think you can mix a mean cocktail. Nothing says "tech career pinnacle" like getting job offers to pour drinks because you know how to center a div. Five years of React experience and the algorithm thinks you'd be great at remembering which drinks need little umbrellas. Might as well put "can operate a blender" on your LinkedIn profile next to "full stack developer."