How Explicit Are You

Explicit-typing Variable declaration Const Code style Verbosity Type safety Clean code

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How Explicit Are You

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When someone asks how explicit you are with your variable declarations and you respond by declaring a constant integer named FIVE with the value 5... *chef's kiss* 💋 The sheer redundancy! The beautiful, unnecessary verbosity! Why use implicit typing when you can spell out EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL? It's like writing a novel when a tweet would do, but honestly? The contemplative dog staring into the sunset really captures the existential weight of this life choice. Some people write `const FIVE = 5`, others write `let x = 5`, but you? You're out here declaring `const int FIVE = 5` like you're documenting the laws of mathematics itself. Absolute legend behavior.

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