Everyone's Asking, 'Who's Json?', But Nobody's Asking, 'How's Json?'

The classic standoff between someone who just wants to ship code and someone who needs to understand every method in the standard library before they can sleep at night. One developer peacefully exists in a state of blissful ignorance, using JSON.stringify() because Stack Overflow said so. The other needs a full dissertation on its implementation details, probably wants to rebuild it from scratch, and definitely has opinions about why XML was actually better.

The real tragedy here is that after this interrogation, both developers will end up Googling "JSON.stringify vs JSON.parse" for the 47th time this month anyway. Some questions are better left unasked, like "what does this legacy code do" or "why are we still using PHP."