Don't Make Me Explain Promises

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Don't Make Me Explain Promises

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The absolute TRAGEDY of being a JavaScript developer confronted with explaining Promises! 💀 When cornered and asked to explain how asynchronous operations actually work, even the bravest JS dev would rather face a firing squad than attempt to articulate callback hell, .then() chains, and the mystical async/await sorcery. "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" quickly transforms to "Actually... just end me now" when faced with explaining the cosmic horror that is JavaScript's Promise architecture. The surrender is REAL.

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