Don't Make Me Explain Promises

Content What is the value in the variable? A: object Object undefined B: D: "42" NaN imoflip.com

When a React developer proudly announces they built Windows 11's start menu and someone simply asks "why," you know you're witnessing peak software development philosophy. The cherry on top is the performance question being dismissed with "I try not to let such considerations get in the way of doing great work." Translation: "Who cares if it takes 8GB of RAM to show a menu? I used my favorite framework!" And that, friends, is why your PC freezes for 3 seconds when you click the Windows button. But hey, at least some React dev got to pad their resume!

The four horsemen of learning to code! On one side, you've got the lonely programmer figuring things out through trial, error, and tears. On the other side, the holy trinity that actually makes it possible: Stack Overflow (where code goes to be judged), W3Schools (the digital textbook we pretend to read), Indian YouTube tutorials (the true heroes who explain everything at 0.75x speed), and coffee (the magical liquid that converts caffeine into code). Let's be honest, without these four pillars, most of us would still be trying to center a div.

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Someone asks about the most psychologically messed up book, and a brave soul answers "Introduction to JavaScript." The cherry on top? Another user responds with pure horror: "Why would you even bring this up? You should be ashamed of yourself." Nothing traumatizes developers quite like remembering their first encounter with JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" errors and trying to understand why NaN !== NaN. The psychological damage is real – we're still in therapy for trusting the "==" operator.

The JavaScript ecosystem has reached peak absurdity with a package called "is-thirteen" that literally just checks if a number equals 13. That's it. That's the entire functionality. But wait! The prophecy foretells an even greater absurdity: someone creating "is-not-thirteen" that imports "is-thirteen" as a dependency just to negate its return value. Because why write num !== 13 when you could add two more dependencies to your already bloated node_modules folder? And the worst part? Deep down we all know it's inevitable. The npm wasteland grows stronger with each passing day.