Daily Javascript Hate Post Is Here Baby

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Daily Javascript Hate Post Is Here Baby

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You know your project has gone sideways when your node_modules folder has more mass than a literal black hole. The sun? Cute. A neutron star? Child's play. A black hole that warps spacetime itself? Still lighter than the 47,000 dependencies you installed just to center a div.

The best part? You only ran npm install once. Just once. And now your SSD is crying, your IDE is indexing until heat death, and you're pretty sure your laptop just developed its own gravitational pull. But hey, at least you got that left-pad functionality, right?

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