Code Hoarding

Content Vitto Rivabella Oxvitto.eth vitto.lens VittoStack Developers will spend 150k on a CS degree to then learn JavaScript on YouTube. 12:54 pm 25 Sep 22 FeedHive.io 369 Retweets 59 Ouote Tweets 3,606 Likes

Content WE DID IT, WE TIME TravElED! BUT TO WHAT YEAR? HEY! DO YOU LIKE JavaScript yea JavaScript is cool 44.101 LET ME ASK THAT GUY OVER THERE WE ARE IN big trouble SRGRAFO

When TypeScript sees an untyped variable, it throws a fit like your strict high school teacher. But the second you slap type:any on it? Suddenly TS is your best friend who "doesn't see a problem here." It's the programming equivalent of telling your compiler "just trust me bro" while silently sacrificing all the type safety you installed TypeScript for in the first place. The digital walk of shame every developer knows but won't admit to doing.

The bird screams "GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!" at React.js, then immediately proceeds to devour it anyway. Classic frontend developer behavior - loudly complaining about a framework while simultaneously consuming it for every project. The relationship status between developers and React? "It's complicated." Sure, we'll rant about prop drilling and re-renders in Slack channels, but watch how quickly we create-react-app when a new project lands on our desk. The cognitive dissonance is just *chef's kiss*.

You spent years mastering memory management, bit manipulation, and writing elegant systems-level code. You dreamed in assembly opcodes and could optimize C like a poet crafting verses. But the market had other plans. Now you're drowning in JavaScript frameworks that change every 3 months, shipping 20MB bundles for a todo app, and debugging why your React component re-renders 47 times. Your retro computer and circuit boards gather dust while you argue about whether to use Redux or Context API. The ads plastered everywhere just twist the knife deeper—because yes, you DO need to learn another frontend framework to stay employable. That's not the life you signed up for, but rent doesn't pay itself.

Content Girls: is it so hard to understand? Meanwhile girls: const regexp new RegExp( A-Za-zg) ; const testValue '1234d' console. log(regexp. test (testValue)) ; console. log (regexp. test (testValue)) true false