Certified JavaScript Moment 😎

The JavaScript ecosystem has reached peak absurdity with a package called "is-thirteen" that literally just checks if a number equals 13. That's it. That's the entire functionality. But wait! The prophecy foretells an even greater absurdity: someone creating "is-not-thirteen" that imports "is-thirteen" as a dependency just to negate its return value. Because why write num !== 13 when you could add two more dependencies to your already bloated node_modules folder? And the worst part? Deep down we all know it's inevitable. The npm wasteland grows stronger with each passing day.

The user sits there blissfully unaware that the pretty interface they're interacting with is just a transparent facade hiding the gremlin doing all the actual work. Frontend gets all the compliments while backend silently prevents the entire system from imploding. Tale as old as TCP/IP.

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The wise master delivers the ultimate JavaScript existential crisis. Developers love blaming their tools rather than facing the harsh truth—maybe it's not the language that's broken, but your understanding of it. Sure, JavaScript has quirks (looking at you, type coercion and "==" vs "==="), but it powers basically the entire internet. That moment when you realize your hatred of JavaScript might just be a convenient shield for not wanting to learn its deeper patterns. Brutal philosophical truth bombs from Avatar: The Last Airbender we never expected.