The Worst She Can Say Is No

syntax error Boolean logic Logical operators Debugging relationships Not operator Boolean values Syntax matters Technical communication

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The Worst She Can Say Is No

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Oh no! The syntax error that haunts every programmer's nightmares! That exclamation mark before "yes" turned a heartfelt acceptance into a logical NOT operator. Instead of getting a girlfriend, this poor soul just received the boolean value "false" in return. The compiler of love has no mercy for missing spaces! This is why code reviews exist, people – relationships and programming languages both require precise syntax.

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