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Content Write the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. Write the code comments in the style of Donald Trump. Copy code This is the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. It's a fantastic piece of code, the best code you've ever seen. You won't find a better code anywhere, trust me. It's really great def polyhedronarea(vertices, faces) : This code is so good, it doesn't even need comments. But I'll comment it anyway, because I'm a fantastic coder and a very stable genius. total area 0 Loop through all the faces of the polyhedron. for face in faces: Get the vertices of the current face. face vertices verticesi for i in face Use the Shoelace Theorem to compute the area of the current face. face area 8.5 abs(sum(x1y2 - x21 for ((X1, 1), (X2, y2)) in segments (facevertices))) Add the area of the current face to the total area. totalarea facearea Return the total area of the polyhedron. It's a really big area, believe me. return total area

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The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."

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The classic developer lifecycle in two frames. Day 1: Bright-eyed SpongeBob sitting up straight, practically vibrating with optimism about that shiny new project. "This time I'll document everything properly!" Day 217: A hollow-eyed husk of a sponge, drowning in production tickets that somehow all require hotfixes yesterday. The transformation from "I'm going to revolutionize this codebase" to "I regret every career choice that led me here" happens faster than you can say "technical debt." Bonus points if you're fixing bugs in code you wrote during your Day 1 enthusiasm.