The Best Way To Debug

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Debugging Javascript Programming Frontend Backend

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The Best Way To Debug

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Who has time to READ DOCUMENTATION? Are you KIDDING ME?! Life's too short to understand WHY something broke when you can just carpet bomb your entire codebase with console.log("HERE"), console.log("WHY GOD WHY"), and the ever-eloquent console.log("AAAAAAAHHHHH")! The sheer ECSTASY when one of your 47 random debug statements finally reveals the problem is practically BETTER THAN CAFFEINE. Documentation is for people with patience and dignity—two things I sacrificed to the coding gods YEARS ago! 💅

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Thank you JavaScript, very cool!

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