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Content My facebook suddenly split in half and this screen popped up with all these random cyber space options and it was like watching and assessing things s00000 weird? and talking about child... and children being forced WTF????? is this some sort of cyber police thing that my IP was accedently allowed to access so i could help stop child abuse on the net or am i going crazy???? has this happened to anyone else??? - (4) feeling confused. Like Comment Share 10 hours ago Console Inspector Debucger Stvie Editor Profiler O IS Security e Logging anker duralr 032-19:20.128 A Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element "-webkit-input-placeholder", Ruleset Sgnored due to bad selector 22:19:20.128 Unknown pseudo-class or oseudo clement 'ens input-placcholder', Ruleset ignored due to bad selector 22:21:37.103 u jefeZ13FH.35 48 u jefo213FH ess 51 bt 3d702y7.Js:47 39655563 360 YUl box for div element contained an inline son child. forcino all Ses children to be wrsooed in a bloc 22:23:17.983 A Error in parsing value for "left'. Declaration dropped. photo.pho 22:25:28.965 GET https:3-0-06-05h2.chennel.facebook.comput12channelap 100004713670425.10n1375clent10-2672074e6cb1k285.101em-16cop06rodemstreamSformatalson INTTP1.1.2001 ProgrammerHumor io

Content There is a division by zero bug in BusinessLogic.cp, line 75 Rewriting in Rust will fix all bugs

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE of race conditions! You think you're writing beautiful, sequential code, but then your program decides to throw a tantrum like a toddler who found the sugar jar! 🙃 One second everything's fine, the next second your Squidward is LITERALLY SPLIT IN HALF because two threads decided to access the same memory at the same time! Your variables are mangled, your data is corrupted, and your sanity? LONG GONE, honey! And the worst part? These bugs only show up in production when your boss is watching. Never during testing. NEVER! It's like they have a sixth sense for maximum embarrassment!

Content CATALIN PIT catalinmpit Let me break it for you. Coding is: - 1 actually coding -40 debugging - 15 coffee breaks - 30 googling errors - 9 staring with your colleagues at the screen - 5 trying copypasted solutions from Stack Overflow

HTTP status codes: the passive-aggressive notes of the internet. Top panel shows the server handing over a nice "200 OK" response to the client. Everything's working, life is good. Bottom panel? Client's getting a "400 Bad Request" error, complete with that JSON error object that might as well say "it's not me, it's you." The client's face says it all - that unique mixture of confusion, rage, and existential dread that hits when your request fails but you're absolutely certain your syntax was perfect. Spoiler: it wasn't.

Content NASA Fixes Mars Lander By Telling It to Hit Itself With a Shovel Normal People Programmers who smash their keyboard when the code fails