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The ultimate punishment isn't solitary confinement—it's forced JavaScript training! Finnish prison rehabilitation just got real with the judge sentencing criminals to two years of callback hell, prototype inheritance, and "undefined is not a function" errors. The prisoner's face says it all: that moment when you realize your crime only warranted a misdemeanor but somehow you're getting punished with learning hoisting and closures. At least in regular prison you just break rocks instead of trying to figure out why this keeps changing context. The real torture? Waiting for npm packages to install on prison wifi.

This meme is playing on the Git version control system's terminology where the default branch was traditionally called "master" before many organizations changed it to "main" for more inclusive language. The joke suggests an executive order to revert back to using "master" branch, presented as if it's a controversial political decree. Perfect for developers who've lived through the Great Branch Rename Drama of 2020 and still have strong opinions about it. The real comedy is that some devs probably spent more time arguing about branch names than actually writing code!

The classic "Epic Handshake" meme gets a deliciously ironic twist here. On one side, we have the noble summer job warrior, barely putting in effort at the fulfillment center. On the other, the valiant frontend developer, creating pixel-perfect UI while ignoring best practices. Both united in the sacred art of "loading packages lazily" - which is either slacking off at work or using lazy loading in code, depending on which arm you're looking at. The duality of half-assery creating one magnificent whole-ass disaster. It's the beautiful union of two completely different worlds reaching the exact same mediocre outcome through entirely different means.

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