The Programming Language Family Tree

Programming languages C family Language evolution Code genealogy Lisp objective c

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Ah, the perfect programming language genealogy! Dad C is clearly the patriarch who spawned multiple generations of languages. His eldest son Objective C looks so proper, while PHP is that quirky middle child nobody quite understands. Little C# is literally Dad's mini-me, complete with glasses! Mom Java sits proudly with her pet Lisp (functional programming is her hobby, obviously). And then there's JavaScript - the rebellious teenager with the punk mohawk who probably tells everyone "I'm not really related to Java despite my name." The family resemblance is uncanny - syntax inheritance at its finest!

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