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I Could Have Built That Feature For Approx 17 Billion Dollars Cheaper

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19 days ago 146.6K views 0 shares

I Could Have Built That Feature For Approx 17 Billion Dollars Cheaper

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of these AI companies claiming they've built the "world's smartest AI model" when it's LITERALLY just a glorified search engine with a political obsession! 😱 Trained on 200k GPUs? Postgraduate intelligence? PLEASE! The second you peek under the hood, it's just frantically searching for controversial keywords like some conspiracy-addicted teenager who discovered Twitter for the first time. The wide-eyed cat is ALL OF US when we realize these "revolutionary" AI systems that cost BILLIONS to develop are basically just fancy if-statements with a political agenda. I'm DYING! 💀

When Debugging Java Becomes A Cry For Help

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3 months ago 125.0K views 0 shares

When Debugging Java Becomes A Cry For Help

When your Java debugging session turns into an existential crisis... Google's algorithm saw "how to tell if you are running JDK or JRE" and immediately offered suicide prevention resources. Because let's face it, nothing makes you question your life choices quite like trying to figure out which Java runtime environment you're using. The Stack Overflow answer is right there, but Google's like "You okay, buddy? Need to talk about those Java version checks?" Pure algorithmic empathy at its finest!