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A brave stick figure stands on a cliff, boldly proclaiming "JAVA SUCKS" to a crowd of pitchfork-wielding Java developers who seem mildly interested. When pressed for reasoning, our hero doubles down with "BECAUSE OOP SUCKS," instantly transforming the crowd into an angry mob. It's the programming equivalent of walking into a sports bar and announcing that the home team is garbage. Functional programmers sitting at home: "I taught him that move."

Content WEHEARD YOU LIKE ESCAPE SEQUENCES Alright. after banging my head against a wall for getting the right escape patterns to satisfy both java and ffmpeg I came up with this: 12 MyDrawTextString.replaceAll("", ' '") . replaceAll ("" 1:) 118"). replaceAli(";" Looks insane, but it works! Note: I had to double my backslashes in my answer here to get this to display correctly too :-P Dang those backslashes. The key is ffmpeg drawtext needs 3 backslashes to escape (",;:) and single quotes need to also be wrapped in a second pair of single quotes. Java String needs 2 backslashes to make one and java replaceAll regex needs to have 2 backslashes to make a single one in a string. Therefore you need (22)3 backslashes to escape things in drawtext filter string! SO WE PUT ESCAPE SEQUENCES ah N YOUR ESCAPE SEQUENCES

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