Until Death

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Until Death

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The lifecycle of a Java developer's soul! First you're all excited about Person.exe because you think you've built something executable. Then reality hits and you're zipping up your code in desperation. Finally, your spirit gets permanently stored in a Person.jar file – where dreams and heap space go to die. The real reason Java developers drink so much coffee is to cope with being trapped in tiny JAR prisons for eternity.

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