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The Two Types Of File Format Are Txt And Zip

Programming Java Backend

13 days ago 252.6K views 1 shares

The Two Types Of File Format Are Txt And Zip

The great philosophical revelation of our time: every file format is either plain text you can read or compressed chaos you need special tools to open. JSON? Just spicy text. XML? Text with a superiority complex. APK? Zip file in disguise. JAR? Java's idea of a zip file wearing a trench coat. This brutal oversimplification is the kind of truth bomb that makes Calvin's mind explode. The fact that even code-containing files like JARs are technically zip files is the chef's kiss of digital irony. Next time someone asks you about file formats at a party (because that happens), just smugly declare "txt or zip" and walk away.

Until Death

Java Programming Backend

7 months ago 144.3K views 0 shares

Until Death

The lifecycle of a Java developer's soul! First you're all excited about Person.exe because you think you've built something executable. Then reality hits and you're zipping up your code in desperation. Finally, your spirit gets permanently stored in a Person.jar file – where dreams and heap space go to die. The real reason Java developers drink so much coffee is to cope with being trapped in tiny JAR prisons for eternity.