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Content Nvidia Headquarter Management wants to go open source. So? Community can view our source code and contribute So less development costs and good PR. Move all relevant stuff to the closed firmware, embezzle commit history and create one big unreadable initial commit. EMPIRYEE OF THE MONTH

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Your therapist clearly hasn't dealt with the psychological trauma of learning C in German. "German C" takes the already terrifying world of pointers, memory management, and segfaults, and adds umlauts to make it even more intimidating. The code shows a classic Hello World program but written with German keywords: Ganz Haupt() (main function), druckef() (printf), and zurück (return). It's like someone took C and made it sound even more aggressive and engineering-precise, which honestly tracks for German engineering culture. The real kicker? If regular C can cause segmentation faults that haunt your dreams, imagine debugging German C where the compiler errors are probably in German too. "Speicherzugriffsfehler" just hits different than "segmentation fault." The therapist's reassurance becomes hilariously invalid because German C absolutely CAN hurt you—both mentally and through buffer overflows.