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Content Jon Bois jonbois 23h clocks are such a waste of energy. instead of hanging an electricity-guzzling clock on your wall, just hang up 720 unpowered clocks, each one set to every possible minute. then, if you want to look at a clock, just find the one that shows the current time and look at that one 65 17 1,078 10.9K

When your coworker says they'll "send nudes" but they're actually just a terminal enthusiast with a GitHub addiction. That green text isn't some spicy content—it's just a Git contribution graph spelling out "SEND NUDES." The ultimate programmer rickroll. And honestly? Way more impressive than actual nudes. Anyone can take off clothes, but crafting a perfectly timed commit history to spell messages? That's dedication to the craft.

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The tech world's political compass has arrived! It perfectly maps the eternal developer civil war across two axes: Freedom vs. Proprietary and Tradition vs. Disruption. Top-left quadrant (Libredev): Home to the free software purists with their GNU/Linux laptops, Emacs, and C language. The kind of developers who write 5000-word emails about why you should call it "GNU plus Linux" instead of just "Linux." Top-right quadrant (Cogdev): Corporate warriors wielding C#, Visual Studio, and Windows. These folks genuinely believe Microsoft's "embrace, extend, extinguish" was just a phase, like their teenage goth years. Bottom-right quadrant (Sovdev): The Apple ecosystem disciples and JavaScript framework hoppers. They'll pay $3000 for a laptop with 8GB RAM and then tell you it's "optimized." Their GitHub profile is their entire personality. Bottom-left quadrant (Hypedev): The bleeding-edge rebels running experimental tech stacks that will probably be abandoned next Tuesday. They've rewritten their personal website in 17 different frameworks this year alone. Which quadrant are you in? Don't answer—your choice of text editor already told me everything I need to know.

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Content robin dreamsofsloth 1d the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf?? 67 17 822 4,373 Show this thread