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The AUDACITY of AWS to present us with this regional dragon lineup! US-WEST-1 and US-EAST-2 looking like they'll devour your entire infrastructure budget while calculating your egress fees, and then there's US-EAST-1... the derpy dragon that hosts half the internet but crashes more than my ex's computer! SWEETIE, we all know we should diversify across regions for resilience, but we STILL put everything in US-EAST-1 because we're MASOCHISTS who enjoy the thrill of random outages taking down half the internet! It's like choosing the adorable idiot dragon to guard your priceless treasures because "aww, look at its cute little tongue!" 💸🔥