The Upgrade: Microsoft's Revenge Child

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The Upgrade: Microsoft's Revenge Child

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The eternal Microsoft family drama played out in movie form! Java, the grizzled veteran, hurling insults at its Microsoft-made successor, while C# smugly reminds everyone it's the evolution, not the imitation. The irony? Microsoft created C# after failing to control Java, basically saying "Fine, we'll build our own language with blackjack and XML comments." Every C# developer secretly knows they're coding in Java with training wheels and better IDE support. Meanwhile, both languages are still making developers write 47 lines of code just to print "Hello World."

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