The Upgrade: Microsoft's Revenge Child

Content This is how a web developer gets into the nice list! #Santa .cookie { scale: 1.5; ...And this how they end up in the naughty list!! document. cookie = "session token= secretvalue; path=/":

Content Do you know why Java programmers need glasses? Why? Because they cant c

When your non-technical manager asks you to explain the difference between a string and a thread, and you realize they're about to assign you to a multithreading project based on their understanding of "multi-stringing." Sure, they're both just... things that hold stuff together, right? One holds characters, the other holds execution contexts. Totally the same. Can't wait for the sprint planning where they ask why we can't just concatenate threads like we do with strings. This is why we drink coffee by the gallon.

The classic "I'll just work on this quick side project" to "oh god what have I done" pipeline. Five hours of Java coding, feeling all proud about your brilliant creation, only to realize you forgot version control. Now you're frantically typing rm *.java followed by git add *.class commands like a madman, trying to salvage what's left of your dignity. The face of pure desperation in that last panel is the universal developer expression for "I've made a terrible mistake." That moment when you realize you've been adding compiled files instead of source code to your repo is the closest programmers get to an out-of-body experience.

Content When you say you enjoy programming for fun, but then a Java developer comes out of no where to quickly destroy your ego to raise theirs Java JS 5512:14 1 29:26 How You Measure Un To The Perfect Penis