The Upgrade: Microsoft's Revenge Child

Programming languages Language wars Syntax comparison Dotnet Language evolution Code rivalry

Java Programming Csharp Microsoft

2 months ago 72,454 views 0 shares

The Upgrade: Microsoft's Revenge Child

java-memes, csharp-memes, microsoft-memes, programming-languages-memes, language-wars-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal Microsoft family drama played out in movie form! Java, the grizzled veteran, hurling insults at its Microsoft-made successor, while C# smugly reminds everyone it's the evolution, not the imitation. The irony? Microsoft created C# after failing to control Java, basically saying "Fine, we'll build our own language with blackjack and XML comments." Every C# developer secretly knows they're coding in Java with training wheels and better IDE support. Meanwhile, both languages are still making developers write 47 lines of code just to print "Hello World."

More Like This

Convinced a python developer to try out JS. Safe to say he's really enjoying it so far.

Java Javascript Python Debugging Frontend

1 year ago 39.2K views 0 shares

Convinced a python developer to try out JS. Safe to say he's really enjoying it so far. | developer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, try-memes, fix-memes, js-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Still hate JS committed 7 hours ago I really hate JS committed 7 hours ago work plz committed 7 hours ago Fuck JS I hate javsascrint a lot committed 8 hours ago committed 8 hours ago javascript committed 8 hours ago Javascript is torture committed 8 hours ago I hate javascript committed 8 hours ago I really hope the javascript works now committed 8 hours ago I really hope I fixed it committed 8 hours ago More javascript fixes committed 8 hours ago ProdrammerHumor.io

I think not...

Java Javascript Frontend Backend

2 years ago 26.2K views 0 shares

I think not... | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Planet Deaths 120,315,672,896 Has JavaScript NO NO YES NO NO 9 9 2 NO COINCIDENCE?

Car is to Carpet

Java Javascript Programming Frontend Backend

3 years ago 38.4K views 0 shares

Car is to Carpet | javascript-memes, java-memes, web-memes, virus-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Kelly Vaughn AB kvlly Java is to JavaScript as Corona is to Coronavirus 2:30 am 29 Feb 20 Twitter Web App

I'm gonna build the internet from scratch and search for solutions there

Java Javascript Programming Frontend Backend

2 years ago 40.2K views 0 shares

I'm gonna build the internet from scratch and search for solutions there | programming-memes, programmer-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, program-memes, search-memes, internet-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1 JavaScript Daily Retweeted Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." - Pete Cordell 11:00 AM - Mar 25, 2019 Buffer 950 Retweets 3.3K Likes

The Evolution Of Naming Conventions

Java Csharp Typescript Javascript Programming

1 month ago 82.9K views 0 shares

The Evolution Of Naming Conventions

The three stages of variable naming in every developer's career: Top: camelCase - One hump for each word. Simple, elegant, industry standard. Middle: PascalCase - Like camelCase but with an ego. Every word gets to start with a capital letter. Bottom: snake_case - For when you're slithering through code at 3am and can't be bothered to reach for the shift key. And somewhere, not pictured: kebab-case - The naming convention that didn't make it into the suitcase.

The Dysfunctional Programming Family Tree

Java Csharp C++ Javascript Programming

1 month ago 130.5K views 0 shares

The Dysfunctional Programming Family Tree

The programming language family portrait nobody asked for but everyone needed! Papa C sits proudly with his offspring, each representing their true nature in the coding ecosystem. C# is the well-behaved child still following Dad's rules. JavaScript is the rebellious teenager with that "I'll do things MY way" hairstyle. Java looks suspiciously like the neighbor who's always borrowing sugar. PHP is that kid who somehow functions despite all odds. Objective C is just trying to stay relevant in the corner. And Lisp? Lisp is the cat because nobody understands what it's saying but it's somehow essential to the household. The family that compiles together, stays together... except JavaScript, who's definitely moving out to become a rockstar.