That Will Do The Trick

Legacy code Mental health Null pointer Enterprise Joker Boilerplate Code rage

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That Will Do The Trick

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Nothing prepares you for the mental breakdown quite like Java programming. Two months of dealing with NullPointerExceptions, verbose syntax, and enterprise boilerplate would make anyone paint their face and laugh maniacally in traffic.

The real villain origin story isn't falling into a vat of chemicals—it's maintaining legacy Java code with no documentation. At least the Joker only had to deal with Batman, not Spring dependency injection.

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