The Floor Is Java

Developers Verbose code Object-oriented Coding fears Boilerplate Jvm Code avoidance Childhood games

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The Floor Is Java

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Remember that childhood game where touching the floor meant instant death? Programmers play the adult version every day. Some climb furniture, others hang from ceiling fixtures, and a few just accept their fate and lie motionless on the couch. Anything to avoid writing another line of verbose, boilerplate Java code that takes 47 classes to print "Hello World." The JVM is coming for us all eventually.

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