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Ah, method acting taken to its logical conclusion. Two months of Java programming would indeed prepare anyone for portraying mental instability. Nothing breaks your spirit quite like wrestling with verbose syntax, NullPointerExceptions, and the existential dread of realizing you've spent three hours debugging only to find a missing semicolon.
The real tragedy? After those two months, he probably started thinking AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean was a perfectly reasonable class name.
