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Content thecoziestboi 7h Noted. I'll keep that in mind! I noticed CC are quite popular within software engineering. All the 3 languages related in a sense? 4 1 1 SftwEngr 7h They are related in that they all manipulate memory using DSA. C and C are cousins and C is that weird uncle who always gets drunk at Thanksqiving and touches you inappropriately. He married your obese Aunt Java who never stops talking. 14 J

Content The Future Programmer TheProgrammerMe 1 had a problem, i decided to write a program to solve that. Now I have 1 problem, 9 errors and 12 warnings 1:22 pm 13 Aug 22 Twitter for Android

Content B 113 1, 205 103 . 153, 185 5, 131-132, 254 254 233 30 91, 232 54, 244 154 18, 153, 244. and-line 6, 158 ProarammerHumor.io INDEX ptrdifft type name 103, 147, 206 269 push function 77 pushback, input 78 put library function 161, 247 pute macro 176 putchar library function 15, 152, 161, 247 puts library function 164, 247 qsort function 87, 110, 120 qsort library function 253 qualifier, type 208, 211 quicksort 87, 110 quote character, 19, 37-38, 193 quote character, " 8, 20, 38, 194 )r carriage return character 38, 193 raise library function 255 rand function 46 rand library function 252 RANDMAX 252 read system call 170 readdir function 184 readlines function 109 reunise library function 252 recursion 86, 139, 141, 182, 202, 269 recursiv.-descent parser 123 redirection see inputoutput redirection register, address of 210 register storage class specifier 83, 210 relational expression, numeric value of 42, 44 relational operators 16, 41, 206 removal of definition see undef remove library function 242 rename library function 242 reservation of storage 210 reserved words 36, 192 return from main 26, 164 return statement 25, 30, 70, 73, 225 return, type conversion by 73, 225 reverse function 62 reverse Polish notation 74 ind library function 248 206

The simplicity-to-verbosity pipeline of programming languages in one perfect SpongeBob progression: Python's print - clean, simple, happy SpongeBob energy. Just works! C++'s cout - slightly more complex with those weird << operators, but still manageable. SpongeBob's starting to feel the strain. And then there's Java's System.out.println - the final boss of verbosity that makes you question your life choices. Poor SpongeBob looks like he's having an existential crisis just typing it out. The real nightmare isn't the syntax - it's that someone at Oracle decided "Hey, let's make developers type 21 characters where 5 would do!"

Content (I LIKE Eclipse BUT WE STILL RESPECT EACH OTH- AND I PREFER Intellis GET THAT DIRTY BULLSHIT OUT OF MY FACE. poorlydrawnlines.com ProgrammerHu

DARLING, FORGET BLINDNESS FROM ECLIPSES! The REAL horror is when you accidentally open your project in Eclipse IDE! 💀 The instant urge to DRAMATICALLY FLING yourself across the room, uninstall that monstrosity, and download literally ANYTHING else is more powerful than any celestial event! It's like the universe saying "Here's your sign to finally upgrade from that digital torture device!" The Eclipse IDE - where developer dreams go to DIE in a labyrinth of outdated plugins and soul-crushing load times!