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Must Be Doing Java

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That moment when your code throws 47 NullPointerExceptions simultaneously and you question your entire career choice. The girl in the library isn't crying over a breakup—she's debugging Java. The silent breakdown, followed by the resigned "let's try again" is basically the official developer lifecycle. We don't call it Stockholm syndrome, we call it "enterprise development."

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