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Content MysteriousK Today at 5:16 pm btw, do u know how can I get a random item from an array? toxic recker Today at 5:16 pm random.choice MysteriousK Today at 5:16 pm in Java toxic recker Today at 5:16 pm stackoverflow MysteriousK Today at 5:19 pm congrats, you pass the test and have been hired as a senior dev

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Content finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes MSUNG

Content After you die it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream...because in a dream time feels stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you're in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you're alive or just reliving old memories. dikhead this would sort of explain dj vu . stupid-face-karen well fuck vaeugly do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we "die" at the end, and after "dying" we dream the 7 minutes again, just each time the 7 minutes are actually shorter so in reality we could ALL be dead and living within the span of an elongated second and earth could actually not even exist anymore re cameryncats what the fuck dude

Ah yes, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy. For those who don't know, COBOL is the programming equivalent of that ancient Nokia phone your grandpa still uses – outdated but somehow keeping entire nations running. Converting tens of millions of lines of COBOL that handle checks notes just the entire Social Security system to Java is like trying to transplant a whale's brain into a dolphin over a weekend. What could possibly go wrong? Just the financial security of every retiree in America. The best part is the "DOGE wants it done in months" bit. Nothing says "I've never written a line of code in my life" quite like thinking you can replace a 60-year-old system that processes trillions of dollars before your Jira subscription expires. Fun fact: The last time someone tried something similar, they spent $100 million and got absolutely nowhere. But hey, this time it'll be different because... reasons.