Java Isn't Stressful At All

Oh honey, sweet summer child! "Java isn't stressful at all" - said by someone who's clearly never experienced the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of dealing with NullPointerExceptions at 3 AM while drowning in a sea of AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans! That's like saying "quicksand makes a comfy bed" or "papercuts are refreshing!" The audacity! The DELUSION! Meanwhile, actual Java developers are over here sacrificing their sanity to the verbose syntax gods and performing ritual dances around their IDEs just to make a simple HTTP request. The elderly gentleman's face says it all - he's seen things... TERRIBLE things... in those enterprise codebases that would make even the bravest developer weep!